Stories Archive by Month - May

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Pattinson, Stewart And Stunt Doubles Having Fun

Pattinson, Stewart And Stunt Doubles Having Fun

It's always fun to get your own back after being hunted all the time by the paparazzi and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are driving the reporters nuts. Furthermore, several other stars are keeping an

Chicken Soup For The Geek Soul: Best Reunion Ever

Chicken Soup For The Geek Soul: Best Reunion Ever

I spent most of my school years being picked on by bullies, but a terrible accident in my senior year of high school and an ingenious invention changed all that.

Mothman Buzzes Susan Boyle, Rips Out Chunk of Her Hair

Mothman Buzzes Susan Boyle, Rips Out Chunk of Her Hair

London-- Susan Boyle burst into tears the minute she lost the 'Goat Talent' singing competition late last night. More tears began to flow after a bizarre attack from the extraterrestrial Mothman. The headless alien flew

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Julie Andrews Offers Susan Boyle Free Swearing Lessons

GSTAAD, Switzerland - Famed songstress, Julie Andrews has offered to give Susan Boyle free lessons in swearing. "Contrary to popular public opinion, including some publicity seeking psychologists, Susan Boyle is not having a breakdown. She is

From Cannabis Farming To Nude Bear Wrestling - What World Leaders Do When They Retire

From Cannabis Farming To Nude Bear Wrestling - What World Leaders Do When They Retire

Bizarre Post Retirement Antics of World's Most Powerful Men Revealed! Indecent Exposure, Cannabis Farms and Nude Bear Wrestling Amongst Amazing Hobbies of Ex-Leaders!

 The Sleaze
Added: 02 June 2009
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French Airbus Vanishes Over Bermuda Triangle

Rio de Janeiro - (Merde Alors! Mess): An explosive temporal anomaly over the Atlantic's notorious Bermuda Fryangle sector is being swept by emergency Pentagon surveillance satellites following the disappearance of a French passenger jet today. The...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 June 2009
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Hollie Steel Gets Verbal Stoning From Taliban Supporters On Bgt Website

LONDON, UK - Al Qaeda is alive and well and spamming the Britain's Got Talent website with derogatory comments regarding the performance of young Hollie Steel. Having broken down mid-song on tonights semi-final, Hollie Steel dusted

Cleveland Put On Suicide Watch

Cleveland Put On Suicide Watch

With the complete playoff implosion of the city's basketball team, the Cavaliers, coupled with the crippled economy and rampant crime, crisis counselors fear the city of Cleveland is on the verge of suicide.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 02 June 2009


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