Stories Archive by Month - May
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Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli
CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack.
Police say the man entered the local
A Very Naked Susan Boyle Causes Mayhem!
Spoof staffers suddenly went slack-jawed as the opaque glass doors of the news room hissed open and in walked a totally naked woman!
The woman was no ordinary woman who might have missed the ladies room...It
Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison.
It seems that Boyle was
Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent
Hollie Steel, the 10-year-old crybaby, who bawled her way into the nation's hearts with her stunning performance on Britain's Got Talent last night, has been disqualified from the competition, after she tested positive for several
Kansas Abortion Doctor Aborted At 3,752 Weeks
In an act hailed by extreme abortion-rights activists as "righteously bold", Kansas abortion provider Dr. George Tiller allowed himself to be aborted at 3,752 weeks.
Adam Lambert Is Asked To Join Led Zeppelin
LONDON - American Idol runnerup Adam Lambert has just announced that he has been asked to join one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time, Led Zeppelin.
The band has been wanting to
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Using Stunt Doubles To Trick Paparazzi!
After what has probably been the most riveting week in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, well, photos, it appears that the work in Montepulciano, Italy is done.
Lots of people saw Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart
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