Stories Archive by Month - May
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32,000 Quit Social Networking After Nude Pix They Posted Show Up On Utube!
Protesting for "PRIVACY", over 32,000 narcissist social network users have quit the site after intimate and revealing pictures of graphic sexual nature somehow wound up on Utube.
Said Tracy "Hot Lips" Sandowsky, from Asbury Park,
Balloon Boy's Dad Crosses English Channel
An American has just completed a crossing of the English Channel holding onto helium-filled balloons and popping them one by one upon reaching the French side to lower himself into a cushion of cabbages.
The crazy
English Dismiss Claims American Crossed Channel With Balloons
Media outlets across England, including newspapers and television stations have picked up on a story that a man successfully crossed the English Channel by floating above it with an over-sized bunch of balloons. However, right
Mr Blobby To Join Cabinet
Westminster Today - David Cameron today made an important change to his cabinet, when he offered Mr Blobby the post of Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The post became vacant when David
Shocking Documents Left In Cab Cite Oil Spill As Only One of Brown's Departing Gifts!
A sheaf of highly classified documents left in a non English speaking cab in London allege that the rampaging oil spill is part of an elaborate 'going away present' from former Prime Minister Gordon
The Susan Boyle Sculpture Is Saved
Susan Boyle fans, all over the world, are in celebratory mood tonight at the news that a sculpture of their heroine has been saved from destruction.
The sculptress is delighted to confirm that her sculpture is
Tipper Gore Dumps Al For Real Inventor of The Internet
Sharing a warm and fuzzy "Adios" as they lifted a finger in salute to one another while leaving their residence in separate cabs, Tipper Gore, wife of the self proclaimed inventor of the Internet, has
Catholic Priest Found To Be "Completely Normal"
After the many recent scandals involving the Roman Catholic church and sex, there was only a muffled silence this morning when it was announced that a Catholic priest had been found who was 'completely normal'
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