Stories Archive by Month - May
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Shades of 2000! Al Gore Comes In Second Again As Heidi Montag Divorces Spencer Pratt
As Yogi Berra would say, "It's deja vue all over again" as Dumb & Dumber knock Al Gore from the front page!
"I bet that if I killed myself, Obama's Mama-In-Law would pick that day to
Glenn Beck Leads The World Into World War Three
Fox News reporter Glenn Beck brought the world closer to the brink of global conflict following his "in depth" analysis of the history of Israel, and the commando assault on the Gaza aid flotilla.
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Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!
Sandra Bullock showed everyone why she is much liked and her ex husband Jesse James, much despised, by showing up last week to take her stepdaughter out for a special day for her birthday.
Where was
Bp: "Cut & Cap" Not Working! Obama: I'm Cutting A Fart & Gonna Cap It Over Ceo's Mouth!
Now the saw that was cutting through the leaking oil well in the Gulf of Mexico has gotten stuck.
"I knew we shouldn't have pulled that slick deal in Haiti", mumbled BP Oil's third spokesman
Princess Fergie To Appear In Star Wars VII
The financial woes of Sarah Ferguson may be over after she signed up yesterday to appear in a new science-fiction blockbuster.
Fergie will take a leading role in Star Wars VII - the Return of the
Simon Cowell Blasts X-factor Judge Louis Walsh And Britain's Got Talent Judge Piers Morgan
LONDON - In a somewhat surprising move Simon Cowell has lashed out at two of his employees. Cowell first jumped all over X-Factor judge Louis Walsh.
Cowell, who is known by many nicknames including "The Viceroy
Brad Pitt In Smuggling Rumor
Hollywood star Brad Pitt is facing investigation after being caught at New York's JFK airport with two Chinese illegal immigrants in his suitcase.
The 46-year-old film star is believed to have agreed with a Beijing
Musician Struggles To Explain 5/4 Time Signature To Girlfriend
Evan Dolmer, bassist for local avant-jazz band Unexpected Corn, expressed frustration and confusion after attempting fruitlessly to explain to girlfriend Gina Wagner the significance of the 5/4 time signature.
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