Stories Archive by Month - May

The BBC's tepid foray into underclass humour has suffered a set back even before the first show is due to be aired. The so called 'likeable' chav Lee Nelson (aka Simon Brodkin) was involved in a

A group of young men spotted the heartbreak of many of their girlfriends on a street in New York City yesterday, made some quick calls and waylaid actor Robert Pattinson after he was pulled into

After starting their criminal investigation into the BP Oil Spill only very recently, Attorney General Eric Holder, and his team of Federal experts believe that they have finally gotten to the bottom of the matter.

Internationally renowned psychic medium and all round good egg, Derek Acorah, was fitted for new Golf Clubs earlier in the week. Having befriended Jimmy Tarbuck, despite the ex-comic not being dead or a celebrity, Acorah got

Known to be suffering from depression for many years, Tipper Gore, who is now separated from Al Gore, says that it must have been being married to Al for all those years. "I can't believe how

Sky News reporter Anna Botting was slammed today by media watchers for what has been described as "insensitive" reporting over the Derrick Bird Cumbrian gun rampage. Complaints were received about Botting's reporting, as she seemed almost

Whitehaven, Cumbria - (Rioters): "Fare dodgers and stingy tippers, ya?" Prof Einstein Flinstone commented today as news of the Cumbrian cabbie's bloodbath rampage spread across the world. The eminent psychiatrist was airlifted from Yorkshire to le...

After multiple failures in it's attempts to plug it's out of control deep sea oil well in the Gulf of Mexico, BP has announced that it has begun a