Stories Archive by Month - May
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Tipper To Receive Half of The Internet As Gores Divorce
As the forty year relationship between Al and Tipper Gore comes to an end, the long and tedious task of dividing up the Internet between the two parties is underway.
Tipper is requesting full control over
Confusion Reigns As Fabio Picks Wrong Squad
Fooball bosses admitted today that "terrible mistakes" had been made when announcing England's final 23 players for the World Cup Finals.
Bosses blamed Fabio Capello's inability to communicate effectively in English for the fact that Boris
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Protest
When the new Arizona law on immigration was announced, all the liberal slash progressive types in the media and the entertainment field came out of the woodwork, like PhotoShoppers on Draw Muhammad Day. It
Drunken Parrots Rob Convenience Store
Palmerston, Australia. Thousands of parrots live in and around this northern Australian town with a tropical climate. Occasionally a parrot will drop from a tree, after eating fruit that has fermented,
America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In
LOS ANGELES - America's Got Talent kicked off its fifth season and judge David "The Brewmaster" Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen.
And sitting in the Hoff's chair was Howie "Don't Touch Me Bro" Mandel. Howie
Barney Frank On Israel Flap: I May Be Gay, But I'm Not Jewish, At Least Not Right Now!
House Banking Chairman Barney Frank, the Democrat from Massachusetts, was forced to backtrack after stating that the US should look into the killing of 'innocents' during the firestorm created around the recent Israeli storming of
Engineer Invents Perpetual Motion Machine With Beer Cans
Engineer Invents Perpetual Motion Machine With Beer Cans
Pollution Free Technology Will Revolutionize The World
John Mayer Cancels Tour Due To Terrible Case of Suck
Immature Kiss and Tell narcissist and perpetual douchebag John Mayer has canceled several shows in Europe due to illness, according to a posting on his Web site, Guess-who-Im-nailing-now.org
Mayer is returning home to the United States,
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