Stories Archive by Month - May

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Al Gore Caught In Sex Toy Shop!

Al Gore Caught In Sex Toy Shop!

Obviously wearing a red wig and big handlebar mustache, Al Gore was spotted this morning in a Sex Toy store in Knoxville, "The Big Boy Toys"! "Let's see", I've got the Wonderful Wanda and the Fireman's

 The Spoof
Added: 03 June 2010
Islamic 'Nutty" Professor Say's Breastfeeding  Women Dressed In Burkas Can Also Feed Adult Males?!

Islamic 'Nutty" Professor Say's Breastfeeding Women Dressed In Burkas Can Also Feed Adult Males?!

An amazing fatwa has been issued by an Egyptian Islamic professor claiming he spoke to the prophet Mohammed and he told him: "burka clad women breastfeeding their babies can also breastfeed adult men?" Now, most normal,

 The Spoof
Added: 03 June 2010
Cheryl Cole Claims "Sir Alex Ferguson's Gone Soft"

Cheryl Cole Claims "Sir Alex Ferguson's Gone Soft"

Football crazy Cheryl Cole, who knows more than a thing or two about men and football, last night declared that legendary Manchester United Boss Alex Ferguson has "Gone all soft". But before any

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New Sierra Club Measures To Protect Non-numanity Habitats

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 Daily Discord
Added: 03 June 2010
Greta Van Susteren Flies To Chile To Discuss Yet Another Dead Girl  With Joran Van Der Sloot!

Greta Van Susteren Flies To Chile To Discuss Yet Another Dead Girl With Joran Van Der Sloot!

Talk show host Greta Van Susteren hopped the red eye yesterday as she hurried off to Chile in an attempt to interview Joran van der Sloot regarding yet another dead girl he left behind, although

 The Spoof
Added: 03 June 2010
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Bp's Latest Attempt To Stop Oil Flow Fails

BP's latest attempt to stop the oil flow from the ruptured pipe has failed. The company is attempting to contain the spill from the well by cutting off the fractured pipe and sealing it with

Derrick Bird - Cumbrian Gun Rampage Sparks Media Mess

Derrick Bird - Cumbrian Gun Rampage Sparks Media Mess

Live report - Following another murderous gun rampage conducted by a gunman in Cumbria this lunchtime, which left so far 12 confirmed dead and 25 wounded, media coverage of the event is bound to prompt

Crossbow Cannibal 'Boasted of Dumping Ex-girlfriend On Faecesbook'

Crossbow Cannibal 'Boasted of Dumping Ex-girlfriend On Faecesbook'

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Debriefing sources said today the self-confessed Crossbow Cannibal 'had invited an ex-girlfriend for dinner' before dumping her on the iconic social networking site. Stephen Griffiths, a postgraduate doctoral faeces (...

 The Spoof
Added: 03 June 2010


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