Stories Archive by Month - May
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Gaza Flotilla Massacre 'May Have Gone To Derrick Bird's Head'
Cumbria - (OMG!): Did footage of last weekend's Israeli bloodbath raid on a Gaza aid flotilla trigger Cumbria's own horrendous carnage yesterday?
Pals of deranged Whitehaven shooter Derrick Bird said today the 52 year-old cabbie had
Tony Hayward's Shock Bp Quote: "If The Cap Doesn't Fit I'll Use A Condom"
Beleaguered BP boss Tony Hayward has sought inspiration from the contraceptives industry as his men vainly try to plug the leaking oil pipe in the Gulf of Mexico.
"What we're attempting today is a variation on
"Lost" Star Jorge Garcia Deals With Personal Tragedy
"I don't care what anyone thinks, she and I were very close and I'll let the tears go if I like."
That was 'Lost' star Jorge Garcia's message to the press yesterday after he told them
Sarah Ferguson On Oprah - Unforgiven
It seems that US audiences weren't fooled by Sarah Ferguson's excuses for accepting $40,000 for a meet with her ex-husband, Prince Andrew, on the Oprah show recently. By attempting to imply that she'd only accepted
Letters From The Readers: June 3, 2010
We once promised to answer your letters in a more timely manner. That was obviously a lie, or more accurately, a "trick promise", designed to see if you trust us. From now on, we will
America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit
LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the
John Travolta Urinates In Public At Disney World
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial day after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and
Charles Hotfoots It To Cumbria In Serendipitous Pr Bonanza
London - (Rotters): Prince Charles was reported to be heading to the Lake District this morning to shore up a much needed PR coup.
Clarence House sources said today HRH's presence in the Whitehaven area could
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