Stories Archive by Month - May
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Homeless Banned From Nhs Given Asbo
A homeless has been given a criminal Asbo, as he is an expert at faking illness, to be able to stay in Hospital; the fraud has cost the NHS tens of thousands of pounds.
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Derrick Bird Was Involved In Taxi Investigation
Gunman Derrick Bird, who slaughtered 12 people in a Cumbrian shooting spree was embroiled in a major investigation into an undeclared £60,000 taxi and was facing serious financial difficulties, a friend has said.
The friend said
Susan Boyle Raving Loonie Sculptress Scores 100% At Art College
This writer has learned that Luz of McLuz, Susan Boyle fan and extremely accomplished sculptress, has achieved the rare distinction, of being awarded a grading of 100% for her Susan Boyle sculpture, in her second
Wayne Rooney Homesick Threat To World Cup Campaign
Bullet headed striker Wayne Rooney wants to come home. It's possible he won't even make it onto the field for the first game of England's World Cup campaign. The great Manchester United striker
Phil Mitchell Set For Eastenders Spin Off!
The Eastender character Phil Mitchell is set to appear in his own spin-off show on BBC 1 after the actor who plays him, Steve McFadden, said he was sick of being type cast as the
Judge To Let Model Hunt Down Jealous Skank
NEW YORK CITY, New York - A model slammed in comments posted to an anonymous blog has the right to learn the identity of the crazy bitch who submitted them, a judge ruled Wednesday.
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Rooney Sensationally Ruled Out of World Cup
Veteran US actor Mickey Rooney has been sensationally forced to rule himself out of contention for the American squad for this summer's World Cup in South Africa.
Rooney, 89, pulled up heavily in training clutching his
Galarraga's Perfect Game Thwarted By Hungry Umpire With Hot Dog
While Detroit Tiger pitcher Armando Galarraga contemplated the loss of a perfect game on a bad call at first base, umpire Jim Joyce admitted having his vision temporarily blurred while taking a bit of his
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