Stories Archive by Month - June

Further proving that she must be the Antichrist, Ginger-headed leech Shannon Price is seen POSING with the dead star in photos that she sold to the Globe magazine. Coleman is seen in the pictures looking horribly

Middle East - The Road to Doncastrus, (twinned with Wakefield for obvious reasons) Strange breaking news from the road to Doncastrus today as three singing divas disguised as nuns in order to confuse curious camels, were

English football hooligans, not usually renowned for their intellectual capacity, are astounding critics with their cunning by heading for the World Cup finals in South Africa disguised as nuns. Our Africa correspondent, Singatme Ndumbastad caught...

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Long time Britney Spears bodyguard Fernando Flores, 57, [pronounced FLOWERS] is claiming that the blonde songstress made unwelcome advances and unwanted come on's towards him while the two were alone. Flores, who insists

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Pinheiro, Brazil - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sao Paulo police said today they 'immediately noticed the resemblance' between the Austrian incest wackjob and Jose Agostinho Pereira. The deviant hostage taking nutter was arrested after cops 'spotted...

WASHINGTON, DC – Speaking last night on the Joy Behar Show, President Obama said that he is tired of taking the blame for everything and that it was time that his second in command start

The news that Susan Boyle and David Gilmour are to team up and record a Pink Floyd tribute album as exclusively reported by Phoenix Joe has certainly set the airwaves buzzing. Simon Cowell (a TV presenter)