Stories Archive by Month - June
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Senator John Mccain Says The Rumors About Him Having Carnal Knowledge of The Jersey Shore's "Snooki" Are "Bahooki"
PHOENIX - Senator John McCain, speaking from one of his wife Cindy's seven mansions has flat out denied that he has any carnal knowledge of "Snooki" aka Nicole Polizzi, who appears on the reality show
Latest On Transformers 3: Megan Fox, Michael Bay Kiss, Make-up!
For a movie that won't be coming out until July 1, 2011, this one has more twists before the movie than in it.
First Megan Fox was replaced by Victoria's Secret supermodel, Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Then Director
The Crossbow Cannibal Finds A Cross-eyed Friend
Once a failure, always a failure. Such is life, it seems, for perennial loser The Crossbow Cannibal.
He seems to be a bit shit at killing himself, despite proving to be adept at it when it
Karkai Rescues British Economy
President Karzai has come to the rescue of the British economy after a personal appeal from David Cameron, made during his visit to Afghanistan.
Arrangements are being made for a major aid package to be put
Claudia Schiffer Sends The German World Cup Soccer Team Nude 8 By 10 Glossies
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Claudia Schiffer regarded as one of the world's top supermodels has sent the German National soccer team two dozen nude 8 by 10 glossies of herself.
Schiffer, who was born in Rheinberg, Germany
After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher
It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar.
Apparently he wants to have
Three Lions Wc Song Banned In Sa
England may be featuring at this years World Cup, but sadly the popular English song 'Three Lions' will not as it's now been banned following a tragic and freak accident.
The 1996 hit for The Lightning
Elin Woods Clubs Tiger's Balls
A very upset Elin Nordegren Woods apparently used a Big Bertha driver on Tiger Woods late last night, after he tried to get custody of their kids by telling social workers that he was on
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