Stories Archive by Month - July
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Lindsay Lohan To Be Granted Compassionate Leave To Visit Cheryl Tweedy Nee Cole
It has been revealed tonight that wannabe jail bird and full time slut, Lindsay Lohan, may be granted compassionate leave sometime in the near future to visit her lifelong friend, Cheryl Cole, who is spending
Miley Cyrus Doesn't Deny That She Is Pregnant
Not again? Maybe not, but this time it is sounding more truthful and it's being buzzed about more than ever.
The latest buzz out of Hollywood, besides the condition of Cheryl Cole, is that once again
Animal Rights Activists Demand Paul, The World Cup-predicting Octopus, Be Set Free
It had to happen eventually. Animal rights protesters are demanding that Paul be set free and allowed to live as a normal octopus.
These people must all be German supporters, angry at Paul for correctly
Paul The Psychic Octopus Is Not Dead
Reports have been published on the recent demise of Paul the psychic octopus. Don't panic 'Paul lovers' , the writer was mislead and will be embarrassed to hear that he has indeed 'been had'.
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Raoul Moat Threatens Countdown Team In Name Change Controversy
In a shock development today, timed to occur just as the BBC came on air for dramatic effect and preventing the disposal of a 'Breaking News' sign, popular crazed gunman Tom O'Laura threatened to wipe
Raoul Moat Eats Shoots And Comes Quietly
They seek him here.... - Everybody's favorite fugitive Raoul Moat is still running rings around Northumbria Police who are scouring the countryside of North-East England to apparently no avail.
Even since drafting in 20 armoured
Dear Steve: Steve Jobs Answers Your Email Questions
Most questions Steve gets are related to Apple, and his replies make the big tech blogs. However, Steve sometimes gets questions that aren't Apple related, but he still takes time out of his busy schedule
The Chap Debut €˜even Your Friend' Video
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