Stories Archive by Month - July
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Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open
Answering questions with short one-word answers Tuesday, Tiger Woods would not answer any personal questions about his life or only used a flat statement.
Woods had just finished tied for 24th at a charity golf tournament
Beware of Fake Psychic Octopus Predictions Offered On Ebay
The success of the German Octopus named Paul has spawned some fakes that internet users need to be aware of. There is only one real psychic octopus who resides in an aquarium in Oberhausen and
Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber has reportedly told one of his close friends Kim Kardashian that he plans to visit Lindsay Lohan once she gets settled into her new jail cell at The
Pope Benedict Absolves Raoul Moat
To the slowly repeating boom of a gigantic bell, Pope Benedict walked into the sunshine of St Peter's Square this morning to bless and publicly absolve the soul of Northumberland fugitive Raoul Moat.
Nuns hushed and
Solitary Man, With Michael Douglas, Coming To Blu-ray, Dvd
The critically acclaimed Solitary Man, a perceptive and candid portrait of a man whose winning ability to draw people in might also cause him to lose everything and everyone he cares about, comes to
Vegas Flooded With Leftover America's Got Talent Contestants Who Can't Pay For Trip Back Home
Bad news for America's Got Talent contestants who find themselves in Vegas with no chance of going on to Hollywood and no chance of getting a plane ticket home either-America's Got Talent overshot its' budget
Friends of Cheryl Cole Don't Appreciate Jedward Joking About Potentially Fatal Disease
Even their best fans are asking that Edward Grimes apologize to Cheryl Cole and her family over still another awkward comment from the twins.
Yesterday, after Edward left the hospital with his twin after falling off
Raoul Moat Has Issued A New Threat
Newcastle nut Raoul Moat has issued a new warning that he intends to shoot any Fish + chip shop owner, after ordering large chips and battered sausage, only to find out he was given
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