Stories Archive by Month - July
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Justin Bieber And 'Cougar' Lady Gaga Fall In Love
Stratford in Canada and New York state are hundreds of miles apart - and yet amidst their busy schedules, Gaga 24 and Bieber 16 have found happiness in each others company despite their exhausting promotional
National Park In Maine Closed To Public To Accomodate Obama Vacation: $millions In Revenue Lost!
A horde of tourists on Mt. Desert Island, Maine, were disappointed to learn today that Acadia National Park would be closed for three days to accommodate a visit by the Obama family and their dog
Obama Clones Dispatched For Gulf Clean Up
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Vatican Says Ordination of Women Bishops = Pedophilia!
VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and
Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint
This one was a turn up for the books as Skoob News confronted Harry Potter actress Emily Watson and demanded to know if she had, in fact, blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, her Harry
Susan Boyle Launches Her New Python Diet
Songbird Susan Boyle has won an army of new fans. Not ladies who love her chilling squawk. But chubby girls looking to follow SuBo's example, get loads of sex and lose weight.
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Cheryl Cole - Terrible Addiction Revealed In Shock Photo
Cheryl the Junk Food Junkie - The papers this morning showed shock photos of Geordie warbler Cheryl Cole stick-thin and pale. They asked if she was a victim of her own eating habits.
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Top 10 Reasons I Hate Top 10 Lists
This hateful post was inspired by Newsweek. They had this article involving the top movies about high school.  Out of the 15 listings, which included Clueless, Heathers, and clueless women named Heather, there was
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