Stories Archive by Month - August
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Aston Villa To Replace O'neill With Supermarket Manager
Randy Lerner, American billionaire owner of Aston Villa has lined up brilliant Great Yarmouth Sainsbury's manager, Ted Mullion, to be the new boss of the Premier League club.
"There's nothing Ted Mullion doesn't know about football",
Lindsay Lohan Sues Jail For Millions Over Abuse!
An attorney for Lindsay Lohan says that his client has launched a lawsuit against the Los Angeles correctional facility where she served some time recently.
Lindsay claims that she had no privacy, even to go to
Scientists Conclude Current Climate Change Has Regenerated Dinosaurs In Midwest US
Don't be surprised if you look out your car window to see a Triceratops passing you in the next lane. No that's not a new Ford model - but the real thing. Boffins worldwide have
Daily Links - 8/11/10
Google's Plan -
Google unveils their plan for the Internet.
Red Dawn -
The fires in Moscow keep burning. Sucks.
Microwave Popcorn -
Without all that annoying
The Latest In The Peter Crouch-monica Mint Scandal - Mint Wants To Steal Derek Hough Away From Cheryl Cole
LONDON - The developments in the Peter Crouch - Monica Mint Scandal are developing faster than Heidi Montag's breasts.
It now appears that the gorgeously sexy Spanish prostitute has told a very close friend of hers
Susan Boyle Misery At Blood Diamond Headlines Exclusion
The Hague - (Haemorrhage News): Oh, the sheer bloody unfairness of it all!
The singer is said to be feeling upset this week that lesser divas are hogging all the limelight at the Prince Charles Taylor
Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two And A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger
HOLLYWOOD - Mary Hart wasted no time finding a job after being fired after 29 years as host of Entertainment Tonight.
The South Dakota native has signed on to join the cast of the top rated
Several Missing Women Surface In Discord Contributor's Freezer
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