Stories Archive by Month - August
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Monica Mint Sends Abbey Clancy A Thank-you Card
Up-and-come hooker Monica Mint proves she's a very well brought-up girl. Yesterday, she personally took herself to the shops - after a very 'hard ' night at the office - and purchased a Thank
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic
The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again.
Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through
No Chicken Nuggets Cause "Hooligirl" To Attack Waitress In Toledo, Us!
A chicken nugget junkie "Hooligirl" attacked a waitress in Toledo, US (where?) today because she was refused them.
The reason: the restaurant was serving breakfast at the time and chicken nuggets were not on the menu?
Actually
Survivor: Nicaragua - The 2010 Cast Has Finally Been Announced
LOS ANGELES - After months and months of back and forth speculation, it is now official. The cast of Survivor: Nicaragua has finally been announced.
Host Jeff Pobst has said that the two tribes will
Katy Perry Is A Hit As Host of The 2010 Teen Choice Award Show
UNIVERSAL CITY, California - The 2010 Teen Choice Awards were held in Universal City, the city that has more teens than any other city in America.
The popular event was hosted by Katy Perry, who grew
Connection Made Between Rand Paul And Bong Hits For Jesus
Just hours after the story broke in GQ magazine about the woman claiming to have been kidnapped and made to smoke pot from a bong by Rand Paul, another bombshell has hit the newsstands-Rand Paul
Zardari Finds Time In Schedule To Visit Flood-ravaged Pakistan
Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari has reluctantly returned to his homeland after facing a tide of international criticism for being out of the country during the flood crisis.
As the disaster has unfolded, with heavy monsoon
Ron Atkinson To Return To Aston Villa
After Martin O'Neill's shock resignation from Aston Villa, 'Big' Ron Atkinson is favourite with the bookies to return to the hot seat at Villa Park.
Atkinson was manager of the Villains from 1991-94 where he helped
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