Stories Archive by Month - August
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Avril Lavigne Visits Deryck Whimbly In Hospital, And At Mcdonalds Where He Works
Punk poseur Avril Lavigne not only visited ex-husband Deryck Whimbly in a hospital where he was being treated for injuries suffered in a bar brawl, she visited him the next night at his gig; ordering
John Lennon's Shopping List Sold At Auction
A shopping list written by John Lennon has been sold at auction for £1.6m.
The A5 piece of paper was discovered in Lennon's pocket after he was gunned down in 1980. It has been reported
Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-passer
EL PASO - The Colombian hip shaker Shakira had just finished performing to a sold-out crowd at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about her extra curricular activities during the 2010
Steven Slater, The Renegade Flight Attendant Hailed As A Hero By Service Industry Employees
Renegade Jet Blue flight attendant, Steven Slater, who abused a passenger over the PA system on a Pittsburgh to New York flight before opening the emergency door, grabbing a couple of cold ones and sliding
Adam Lambert/taylor Swift Crossover Album Being Recorded
No one whom we talked to ever expected this album to be done, but it's almost completed and on it's way to release by January of next year. What's more, it's a hit already as
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-pitt Takes Flying Lessons As Brangelina Nickname Her "Amelia Earwax"
Watch out Suri Cruise. Your little-girl high-heels, ballet tutu and red lipstick are no match for the new kid on the block.
4-year old tomboy Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is setting the gossip pages ablaze with
Prime Minister David Cameron Claims He Is "Just An Ordinary Sharp Elbowed Middle Class Person With £30 Million"
In between slashing and cutting the wastrels of government expenditure and separating a few million people from their jobs, Prime Minister David Cameron announced that he is "just an ordinary sharp elbowed middle class person
Abbey Clancy - That's It, I'm Off!
TV star and WAG Abbey Clancy - famous for being a TV star and a WAG - has apparently called it a day and jetted off to the Balearic island of Majorca to join her
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