Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
How A Shortcoming In Turbo Tax Can Save H&r Block
H&R Block hasn't grown its business in 14 years; it's lack of response to Turbo Tax's innovative business model guaranteed this. And Block's ill-conceived decision to artificially maintain profitability in the face of declining market-share
Katie Price Spars With Amir Khan
A pair of 'Katie Price' Silicon filled heavy punch bags greeted World Light Welterweight Champion Amir Khan yesterday when he arrived at a celeb party. But instead of delivering a
Smelly Passengers Banned On Croatian Buses
If you need to ride public transportation in the eastern Croatian city of Osijek, it would be best to take a bath or shower beforehand.
Boycott Anyone Who Works On The Ground Zero Mosque
Be Active! Sign the petition and please send it on!
"Robert Pattinson Unveils New 'Twilight' Kiss" Purrs Kristen Stewart
Hot news just in from drop-dead gorgeous lady-magnet's womanly squeeze: otherwise known as Kristen Stewart.
R-Pattz has mastered a complicated new kiss. "He was always a fabulous kiss", reveals K-Stew in
Judge Rules Undocumented Canadian Immigrants Are Legal Because They Are Not Brown
A Federal Judge in Arizona ruled today that Canadians that enter the United States without proper documentation are not to be considered illegal aliens.
The landmark case of Dion, Lavigne, Morissette et als. v. The United
Floating Iceberg From Greenland Glacier Packed With Spoof Readers
As reported by scientists, the iceberg is heading south. What hasn't been reported is that it's packed with a horde of noisy revelers. Not just plain old revelers. No, these are readers
Lady Gaga's Vagina Vanishes At Lollapalooza
Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or
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