Stories Archive by Month - August
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Improper Kate Middleton Photo Surfaces On Internet
Plans to finalise Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton were put on hold last night after a nude photo was posted on the internet.
"We've known about this photograph for nearly a year", explained a Buckingham
Robert Pattinson Plays "Twilight of The Gods" With Kristen Stewart
Suddenly it's become their favourite music. Not the usual choice for young iPod fanatics, hooked on all the pop hits currently doing the rounds.
R-Pattz and K-Stew prefer a far darker sound:
Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton
Unbridled excitement in the West Midlands today when it was announced by binman and part time dinosaur hunter Stanley Cockloft that he had discovered a lost world a couple of miles away from Wolverhampton.
Cockloft, who
Monica Mint Texts Ashley Cole
Stupendously well endowed ex-street girl turned business woman, Monica Mint, has been exploring ways to drum-up new business.
Trade has been brisk since she exploded her Peter Crouch contract across the World's media. Offers from
Ricky Gervais Sued Over Office Sitcom
Ricky Gervais is being sued by a 45 year old accountant from Bristol over his award winning sitcom - The Office.
Nigel Smallwood claims the sitcom, about the everyday events in an office, was based on
Kerry Katona Facing The Heartbreak of Belly Wrinkles
MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona looks quite good in a bikini swimsuit. She admits that she has managed to lose quite a bit of weight within the past few months but she is still somewhat
Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India
So it looks like Kristen Stewart has became tired of Robert Pattinson's jealousy and headed for Bollywood. Now that she's there, she has been seeing a lot of actor, Dev Patel.
Whether the two are serious
Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do Xxx Movies To Raise California Funding
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy.
"I will give my all to help us out here. We
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