Stories Archive by Month - August

After BP Haywards fails to repair his image in a brief stint as "Oil Safety Man" for Mobil

Flacid parenting practices are ruining American culture and spreading to foreign policy.

A movement with significant support has emerged which has proposals for a ban on all humour. 'Life is too serious for these silly stories which no one has time to appreciate anyway' said Mildred Misery, leader

Leading brain scientist, Dr Felix Birdbath, has been studying underlying background reasons which might help explain why millionaire footballers risk their health and reputation by diving into bed with prostitutes. Birdbath suspects there must be...

Obama's approval rating plummets as he approaches Nickelback levels seven years ahead of Bush.

Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer. It is widely known in

After year of terrible bad stimulus news, Obama still says it's great creating his own "Mission Accomplished" moment

"You are no longer alone in your body," was the message of Stephen Hawking's latest talk on whether or not aliens do, in fact, exist on Earth. "You have been looking outside yourselves for little