Stories Archive by Month - August

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"Fat Chain-smoking Parents Are National Treasures" Says Coalition

"Fat Chain-smoking Parents Are National Treasures" Says Coalition

For a grotesque decade, Nanny-brained New Labour lectured the British public on the values of keeping slim and stopping smoking. Twerp Cabinet Ministers spent billions trying to persuade illiterate Big Brother obsessed, pork-scratching bloated UK...

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Comic: Government Has Gotten Too Big Not To Fail

Feel the weight on your shoulders...

 Rancor News
Added: 10 August 2010
Toddler Fails To Sail Around The World

Toddler Fails To Sail Around The World

Baby Stu Pidfolks was found safely after his attempt to sail around the world on a Catamaran Jr. Parents say he will try again when he can walk.

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The Hill Makes Political Hack Seem Appealing

The Hill runs article admitting they care more about political posturing than Americans and the economy.

 Rancor News
Added: 10 August 2010
Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

After the past week of words and fists flying between actor Robert Pattinson and ex-friend Tim Sturridge, Pattinson has now challenged Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. "I don't know what you're

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, And Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, And Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Sand Castle Pictures and Lionsface Studios has announced that they will soon begin production on the Salvo Classacotti film My Mother Was A Taylor

 The Spoof
Added: 10 August 2010
Cheryl Cole Reveals True Secret of Weight Loss

Cheryl Cole Reveals True Secret of Weight Loss

Cheryl Cole has today dramatically revealed the real reason behind her recent weight loss - a friendly tape worm called Graham. Speaking from her London mansion the superstar and her new friend sat comfortably together

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Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

It has been revealed today that a diamond as big as a golf ball has been found inside the London home of Naomi Campbell. It is believed to have been used to decorate a bath

 The Spoof
Added: 10 August 2010


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