Stories Archive by Month - August

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Cash For Coupons Act Stimulates And Saves

On Welfare? Social Security? Medicare, or Medicaid? Half of your hard given money will now come in the form of coupons. For Welfare the administration has teamed up with Gerber, Pampers, and Budweiser to help

 Rancor News
Added: 10 August 2010
Robert Pattinson's Lips Out of Action

Robert Pattinson's Lips Out of Action

World superstar, Robert Pattinson has some bad news for his female fans. His most prized possession, his stunningly kissable lips will be out of action until the spot that has appeared on them goes down,

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From Dumb To Dumber

Fiscal conservatives are shaking in their boots upon Obama's announcement that, �Next year when I start presenting some very difficult choices to the country, I hope some of these folks who are hollering about deficits

 Rancor News
Added: 10 August 2010
General Mcchrystal Crushed By Rolling Stone

General Mcchrystal Crushed By Rolling Stone

Newsflash. Career military officers don't always see eye to eye with arm chair generals. Ice is cold. Coffee is hot...normally.

 Rancor News
Added: 10 August 2010
Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, Wednesday, 23rd June 2010 - Tommy Cooper's England needed to win against Slovenia to progress to the second round and remake their World Cup future. Anything less, and

Bblooper: Move Your Arse

Bblooper: Move Your Arse

Russia moves valuable booty...

 BBSpot
Added: 10 August 2010
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US To World. Soccer Sucks.

Countries around the world are in a tizzy about the world cup. Americans wonder, "what is the World Cup?"

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Moments In Liberal Stupidity Part Deux



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This week is going to be a series of ups and downs. Mostly downs, but also mostly ups. Your suspicions may prove corr......

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