Stories Archive by Month - August
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Hotel Hook-up Gets Hot For Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!
VANCOUVER, Canada - Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had been spending most of their off-set time in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Share-a-ton Sugarwall Centre, said a source, until last night.
The British actor,
John Mccain To Honor Kennedy Legacy By Blasting Healthcare Reform
(Boston, Mass) Ucs News: In a tearful speech he gave during Teddy Kennedy's funeral service, Arizona Senator, John McCain, vowed to "Honor the legacy of one of our nations' greatest men."
Michael Jackson To Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe
Los Angeles, Ca., USA The reasoning behind the numerous delays in laying Michael Jackson\'s decaying corpse to rest were cleared up today when Elsie Poncher announced that representatives of Jackson\'s estate had purchased the vault
Ted Kennedy Surprised On His Death Bed! His Trip To Heaven Will Have A Detour!
The Infernal Region - Hell's most seasoned Appointment Director has bowed to pressures from other residents and has made good on a promise to an arranged meeting between murderer, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Ted Kennedy...
Son Patrick Kennedy To Pick Up The Fallen Mantle of 'America's Biggest Asshole!'
In the spirit of family tradition, a new cadre of Kennedys plan to pick up the fallen mantle of power recently dropped by the death of family patriarch, Senator Ted Kennedy. Kennedy reigned terror and
Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" Or Just "Bargain Basement"?
(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets "Mary Jo
Jfk, Mary Jo, And Marilyn Monroe Surprise Teddy Kennedy With A Heavenly Foursome!
At Heavens Gate - Since it's been almost 50 years since Ted Kennedy saw his late brother Jack. He often told friends that once he slipped Earthly bounds Ted would be eager in meeting Jack
Ufos Cancel Plans To Attack Earth Thanks To Global Climate Change
A consortium of UFOs representing five different intergalactic civilizations have abandoned their proposed takeover of planet Earth scheduled for December, 2012 because of the poor condition of the planet, according
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