Stories Archive by Month - August

California police today disturbingly announced that Phillip Garrido, the abductor of Jaycee Lee Dugard, was in fact, way weirder than even they had initially suspected. Police Chief, Erwin Rummel, of Neverland County, California, announced that th...

(San Francisco, Ca) Ucs News : With the passing of Edward Kennedy the classic American Punk Band the The Dead Kennedys have welcomed their new band mate with open arms. The

(Bentonville, Arkansas) Ucs News: Wal-Mart Ceo Mike Duke announced the discount retailer would be joining the lucrative Foreclosure market. "We can have a constructive and profitable role to play in the

Today, Adam Lambert whom everyone thought should have won American Idol not too long ago, announced that he is going to join the Willie Nelson Family Tour. "We're glad to have Adam", Willie told The Nashville

It has once again been confirmed that Micahel Jackson is alive and well, this time working as deputy manager serving in the downtown Minnesota branch of Kentrucky Tried Chicken. The manager of the branch, a portly

Michael Jackson\'s death was pathetic, primarily caused by the powerful anaesthetic Propofol, the Los Angeles coroner has confirmed. (Ucs Entertainment News)The singer suffered a cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Actor Macaulay Culkin who knew Michael Jackson just about as well as anyone has just published a book that deals with his close friendship with the \'Gloved One.\' The book is titled Neverland

Brad Pitt has admitted to wife Angelina Jolie that he likes getting high and has asked her to stop nagging him about it. Pitt, 50, told friends "So what I like to get high every now