Stories Archive by Month - August
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Megan Fox's Snl "Threesome" Skit Cut By Censors; Too Hot And Steamy Even For Late Night Tv, They Say
New York, New York - Wanting to confirm her bisexuality yet again -- And as Woody Allen once said: "doubling your chances for a date" -- Megan Fox wrote her own opening monologue for the
Nixon Stumbled On Joan Kennedy Affair With Clinton
Boston - (RIP Mess): It's been over for nearly 30 years. But as they meet again across a crowded Our Lady of Perpetrator Help Basilica funeral aisle today Joan Kennedy and Bill Clinton will know
Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!
Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really
Acorn Volunteers To Piss On Ted Kennedy's Grave!
ACORN volunteers have been stocking up with bottled water, and soft drinks in anticipation of Senator Ted Kennedy's funeral this weekend.
Head ACORN volunteer Ned Botulism called the group together to protest the extravagant lifestyle of,
Tsa Bans Exploding Iphones From Planes
Washington D. C. - Due to a rash of exploding iPhones, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has banned airline passenger from bring the phones on board the airplane. Passengers will still be able to place
Gore Blames Kings of Leon For Wildfires
Washington, D.C.: Climate change guru Al Gore today made the bizarre claim that American rockers Kings of Leon were responsible for wildfires on three continents: North America, Australia, and the fire that recently threatened Athens
Michael Jackson\'s Belated Burial Birthday Bash Goes Global
Mexico City, Mexico - Looking like a scene taken right out of the movie "V" or "The Three Amigos", a tsunami of humanity wearing black hats flooded the streets of Mexico City today. It was
Girl Kidnapped In 1991 Kept Busy Playing Nintendo's "The Legend of Zelda" For Past 18 Years
Antioch, California - The then 11-year-old-girl was kept entertained and apparently distracted for the entire 18 years of her captivity with a Nintendo Game Boy. Locked up in a shed in the backyard of her
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