Stories Archive by Month - August
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Was Brian Jones Really At The Bottom of A Swimming Pool?
Sussex - (Mariane Faithfull Mars Bar Mess): Not really. But police have reopened the file on Rolling Stones wildman Brian Jones' 1969 drowning after an underworld tipoff.
The guitarist was originally found bobbing up and down
Dragons? Den?s Theo Paphitis Reveals 90% Stake In Techchuff.com
TechChuff is skipping around the office dressed like a sexy chambermaid after closing a deal with serial entrepreneur Theo Paphitis which will be featured in this week’s Dragons’ Den.  The deal involves Theo investing £15 for
Man Uncomfortable With Lack of Cliches In Recent Conversation
Matt Brecker, 31, of Schaumberg, Illinois, complained to reporters of a highly uncomfortable conversation he had with a fellow co-worker, Damien Horner, in which Horner stubbornly established his half of the conversation without the use
Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!
BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to
Michael Jackson Buried With Ted Kennedy
Pop star Michael Jackson was finally buried today, weeks after his death, sharing a casket with Senator Ted Kennedy.
The joint service was attended by presidents Obama, Clinton and thousands of screaming Japanese teenagers.
Jackson, who
Robert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment
In a special interview where Robert Pattinson and several other leading male actors of today let down their hair a bit and offered their most embarrassing moment, Robert Pattinson took his turn near the end,
Afghan War Winnable If Enough People Die Says General Stanley Mcchrystal
General Stanley McChrystal, the top commander in Afghanistan, jubilantly proclaimed to the news media that the war in Afghanistan is winnable if we simply kill enough people.
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