Stories Archive by Month - September
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Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"
LONDON - Robert Pattinson, actor, model, singer, and part-time crumpets taster has admitted to BBC's Louella Buckinghamshire that he has been successfully treated for an addiction to vitamin pills.
Pattinson said that he first started taking
Jaycee Lee Dugard Held At Area 51
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA In a press conference at the FBI's Los Angeles office, Tina Dugard, the maternal aunt of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the California woman who mysteriously disappeared eighteen years ago, revealed that Jaycee
Michael Jackson\'s Monkey Had Breast Implants
Now that everything that could be said about Michael Jackson and the weird happenings around him, two vets from Texas have came forward and told the press that Michael Jackson\'s pet monkey, a male named
Apple Admit To Implementing ?augmented Reality? Code In All Mac Owners
‘Augmented Reality’ is just so hot. It’s mere existence is augmenting your reality right now into thinking that it’s even hotter and more life-changing. Yet today Apple dropped the bombshell that they have been building
Lisa Marie Presley Admits, Like Dad, She's Not Very Bright
Yesterday on the Mid-Morning PMSNBC Network, Lisa Marie Presley admitted that she wasn't the "brightest bulb on the lampshade".
"I think I inherited my brains from dad who was a great person but lived on peanut
Sean Lennon & Girlfriend Pose As Famous Nude John/yoko Photo
John's son, Sean Lennon and a naked Kemp Muhl (a model and said to be his girlfriend) have recreated the memorable Rolling Stone cover of Lennon's parents, Yoko Ono and John Lennon, taken by Annie
Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed On Martian Surface!
HOUSTON, TX - Scientists confirmed an arse first photographed in the Cydonia region of Mars is actually a likeness of the backside of a celebrity nowhere near the end of his career - Robert Pattinson!
Controversy
Russia Finally Admits A Ufo Landed There
Moscow RF: President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev announced today that a UFO had successfully landed in Roswellgrad Siberia, USSR in 1947.
The Russian President noted that unlike the Americans our beloved Russian peasants
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