Stories Archive by Month - September

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Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses

LONDON - The Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has just released her first single and it has gone right through the ranch house roof. The 48-year-old amazing lass recorded the Rolling Stones ballad "Wild Horses." And

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UK Wants Hadise!

Last year's Turkish representative, Belgian born Hadise, has been asked to represent the UK for the Eurovision Song Contest in 2010. Hadise came 4th with her song Düm Tek Tek at the Eurovision Song Contest

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Added: 14 September 2009
Britney Spears Ran Off The Stage

Britney Spears Ran Off The Stage

With her Circus and Vampire Tour going great, no one in the crowd expected that the star of the show would be ran off the stage by a fire-breathing Japanese man in the audience, who

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Millions March In Washington Chanting 'You Lie'

Millions of patriotic Tea Party marchers flooded Washington DC's streets in the biggest protest march since civil rights protests of the 1960s. Estimated at two million marchers, DC police said there were zero incidents as most

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Added: 14 September 2009
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Kathy Dumps Levi

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Bravo Network's My Life on The D-List, Kathy Griffin has confirmed that she has in fact dumped her 19-year-old boyfriend Levi Johnston. The 48-year-old Griffin said that there were many

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Added: 14 September 2009
Peter Andre Proposes To Kate Middleton

Peter Andre Proposes To Kate Middleton

Newly divorced Peter Andre is looking to settle down with a "nice girl" and has decided that Kate Middleton will do him "just nicely". "It's true", said the heartbroken crooner. "I'm almost ready to start dating

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Added: 14 September 2009
David Beckham Admits He's A Hermaphrodite

David Beckham Admits He's A Hermaphrodite

There was a new twist in the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal this afternoon, when former England football team captain, David Beckham, revealed that he, too, is a hermaphrodite. Beckham, 34, claims that he is approximately 55%

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Added: 13 September 2009
Is Michael Jackson\'s Son, "Blanket", Real Father An American Indian?

Is Michael Jackson\'s Son, "Blanket", Real Father An American Indian?

In a quest to find the natural father of "Blanket", one of Michael three kids, the family has ran across a Native American by the name of Windy Three Sheets. Windy, according to our source, once



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