Stories Archive by Month - September
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Barbara Padilla And Susan Boyle To Record "Voices Across The Water"
NEW YORK CITY - The singing sensation from Scotland, Susan Boyle, and the singing sensation from Mexico, Barbara Padilla will soon be going into the recording studio and recording a song written by Sir Paul
Emmanuel Adebayor Admits He And Arsene Wenger "Are No Longer Friends"
Former Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who signed for Manchester City in the summer, said after yesterday's crunch encounter between the two clubs that his goal which finished the game off as a contest was the
South African Hermaphrodite Runner Pregnant With Hermaphrodite
Doctors at the centre of the South African Hermaphrodite case have revealed another twist in the already-boring tale of Caster Semenya, the 800m runner who is 'a bit of both' - she's up the duff!
Semenya,
Derren Brown Pulls Off Greatest Illusion To Date
Derren Brown tonight, on British television, performed the most sensational illusion of his illustrious career, perhaps more astounding even than correctly predicting last Wednesday's six winning lottery balls, when he seemed to have made the
South African Runner Hermaphrodite Is A Bit More Man Than Woman
Caster Semenya, the South African 800m she-man at the centre of the 'is she/isn't he' Hermaphrodite scandal, has been checked-out again by doctors, who now say that the runner is a little bit more man
Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour
Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart today emerged from her trailer at MGM studios in Hollywood to deny rumours that she had taken part in a three day bonkathon with co-star Robert Pattinson.
"It's just not true," a
Susan Boyle To Become Nun
New York, NY--Shy Scottish songbird Susan Boyle has decided to 'take the veil' and 'get herself to a nunnery. The 47-year old virgin will join the order of the Sisters of Hysterical Weeping and Nervous
Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome
(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted "You lie" during President Obama\'s speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the
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