Stories Archive by Month - October

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Mel Gibson Writes Toilet Paper Check To Grigorieva For Child Support

Mel Gibson Writes Toilet Paper Check To Grigorieva For Child Support

Mel Gibson, recently ordered to start paying the mother of his child an additional $15,000 a month in child support, decided to take the opportunity to show Grigorieva just how much he disliked the idea

Gamu Nhengu Solution - Shotgun Marriage To  Simon Cowell

Gamu Nhengu Solution - Shotgun Marriage To Simon Cowell

Stunning sweetheart Gamu Nhengu, outrageously and unfairly kicked off X Factor at the weekend by ex-National Treasure Cheryl Cole, could still make a surprise return next Saturday. Lovely Gamu, who has deservedly picked-up a huge following

Britain Gripped By Al-qaeda Terror Plot Fear

Britain Gripped By Al-qaeda Terror Plot Fear

A warning has been received from Irish intelligence services that dozens of tourist attractions are under threat from Al-Qaeda terrorists. Abdul O'Flaherty, a seventh generation Irishman of Iranian origin (and also a kebab shop owner), is

United States Military Announces "Sexy" New Weapon

United States Military Announces "Sexy" New Weapon

Defense secretary Robert Gates announced last night that the U.S. Military would be using a "sexy new weapon" that should make all previous battlefield operations obsolete.

Ny Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

Ny Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial

 The Spoof
Added: 05 October 2010
Nadya Suleman: "I'm An Intelligent, Articulate Woman. Can I Have Some Money?"

Nadya Suleman: "I'm An Intelligent, Articulate Woman. Can I Have Some Money?"

Nayda Suleman, the woman the press has unfortunately labeled "Octomom", wants everyone to know that she is an intelligent, articulate woman, who is perfectly capable of caring for her 14 children. "I am not nearly as

 The Spoof
Added: 05 October 2010
Nintendo Wii People At Risk of Deadly Injuries

Nintendo Wii People At Risk of Deadly Injuries

Wii Tennis Elbow. Sonic Shoulders. Poor Social skills. These are just some of the problems being currently linked to gamers of the Nintendo Wii, following a scientific study published by the University of Hull. Sufferers are said

Test-tube Baby A 'Big, Fat Mess,' And 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Test-tube Baby A 'Big, Fat Mess,' And 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Drs. Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards, who were awarded the Noble Prize For Crimes Against Humanity today, now say that their creation, a child manufactured via in-vitro fertilization, "has no soul. She is a big,



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