Stories Archive by Month - October
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Whenever I See Juan Williams In An Airport I Get Nervous.
By now everybody who yesterday morning who had no clue as to who Juan Williams is, knows. Turns out Mr. Williams is sort of like that Canadian Air
Katie Waissel Looking Like Gary Oldman In 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' Movie
It isn't only the general public who have failed to take X-Factor fame junkie Katie Waissel to their hearts - now the nation's leading fashionistas are lining up to take a pop at the wannabe.
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Woman Dies In Freak Accident While Trying To Defrost Her Car
A Rochdale woman died this morning while trying to defrost her car. In a bizarre sequence of events, Brenda Protheroe successfully removed herself from the human gene pool.
Ms Protheroe walked out of her house to
Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because Samron Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-looking Boy
BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena.
After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman,
Rooney - I'm Bigger Than Jesus
He's not the first Scouser to get into trouble for insisting that he's bigger than Jesus, but just like the Beatles before him, want-away plastic Manc Wayne Rooney insists that his comments were taken out
Npr Fires Juan Williams For Eating Bacon Sandwich On Air!
Officials at National Public Radio, (NPR) abruptly fired 10 year veteran journalist and author Juan Williams after complaints were filled that he ate a bacon sandwich during an off air commerical break on
Unions Threaten French-style Riots Over Public Sector Job Cuts
A furious union backlash is expected, in response to the government's announcement that 490,000 public sector jobs will be cut. Union leaders have joined forces in condemning the decision and have compared the cuts to
"Wayne Rooney Greater Than Sir Bobby Charlton" Claims Wazza Spokesman
News that Brain-dead Wayne Rooney, AKA 'The Great Potato' is a far greater footballer than Bobby Charlton was released today.
In a carefully worded statement from the John Wayne Suite inside Rooney's Cheshire mansion, a
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