Stories Archive by Month - October
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Adam Lambert Wants Taylor Lautner
Singer Adam Lambert had a wrestling match with a photographer late last week stating that he had had it with photographers showing up everywhere and trying to ask provoking questions and get him angry.
"Yes I
Cheryl Cole Reveals Part of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse
Cheryl Cole, former wife of that Chelsea love rat, X-Factor judge, part time Girls Aloud vocalist, (providing Nadine Coyle isn't included) solo artiste and celebrity extraordinaire, revealed at least a part of her new tattoo
Nuclear Submarine Sent Wrong Way By Satnav
The worlds most advanced nuclear-powered submarine, the ironically named HMS Astute, has run aground off the coast of Scotchlandshire, the Ministry of Defence confirmed due to a perfectly working Satnav.
Apparently, they typed in the postcode
Noisy Neighbours Silenced By Lech Poznan Fans
City Of Manchester Stadium (home of Wayne Rooney Ltd) Thursday.
A somewhat embarrassing experience here for City fans last night. The normally noisy neighbours were put to shame by visiting fans of Polish Champions, Lech Poznan.
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Wayne Rooney On The Rocks
It is reported, on the wires that a UK nuclear submarine, equipped with every high tech system known to man is grounded on rocks off the Isle of Skye, Western Isles, Scotland.
A source, close to
George Michael In Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident
Public toilet-frequenting pop star George Michael is in trouble with authorities again, after yet another driving accident. However, this one was whilst at the helm of a nuclear submarine.
The Careless Whisper singer has only
Shock As Rooney Signs 5 Year Deal With Man U And Rest of Team Quits In Protest!
In a late breaking news with all the facts not in, reports have surfaced that petulant potato faced Wayne Rooney has signed a new 5 year contract with Manchester United.
A teary eyed Colleen, his
Stuxnet Sinks Royal Navy's Hms Astute Flagship Sub
Isle of Skye - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Fears that the Stuxnet virus may have sunk the latest and most sophisticated British nuclear submarine have shaken the MoD.
The billion pound attack stealth vessel was last seen listing
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