Stories Archive by Month - October
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Love Rat Mp's Wife Turns Cat Burglar On Pussy Number 26
Very Liberal MP John Ramming a millionaire and self-confessed love rat, found himself in 'pussy' trouble today when his angry wife Christine broke into his mistresses home and stole her 'kitten'.
Christine Ramming who is a
Fox On Both Your Houses: The Green Meanies And Patriotic Pinheads Deciphered
The argument last week on The View really highlights the psychological pitfalls the major factions of our country face today—namely liberalism and Foxaryanism. The first affliction has the common side effect of defending the
"Driving Off A Fking Mountain" Official Cause of Dr. Frank Ryan's Death.
California Highway Patrol (CHP) investigators have released the cause of death for Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who turned Heidi Montag's face into a kabuki mask.
"Dr. Ryan's cause of death has been determined to
Eric Cantona Gives Wayne Rooney Some Helpful Advice About The Future
Manchester United legend Eric Cantona has spoken about Wayne Rooney's decision to leave the Old Trafford club and has offered him some helpful advice as to his next move.
'If the tomato slips out of the
Taliban Assemble Bomb For Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show
A roadside bomb that a Taliban fighting unit planted to kill British troops, has been given a job on Sky News.
Sky executives, having seen footage of the Improvised Explosive Device (IED) being planted by the
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Glee Actors Apologize Over Paedophilic Mag Cover Shot
Stars of the popular teen TV show, 'Glee' issued a formal apology yesterday, over a Magazine cover shot that irate parents claimed promoted paedophilia.
The shots showed 'Glee' actors, Cory Monteith, Leah Michele and Dianna Agron
Katie Waissel Collapses In Topshop
Katie Waissel, hated pop-tart and X-Factor fungus, collapsed whilst getting free stuff given to her in Topshop, yesterday.
The starlet-to-be, with as much dress sense as a blind parrot, was browsing around the London store, which
Jubilee Line Meltdown 'An Omen That Queen Will Abdicate'
London - (Dependency Culture Mess): A 'wrong sort of crack' cocaine was found on the derailed faux royal line today.
Disgusted commuters were herded like sheep onto underground cattle wagon replacement services as chaos brought the
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