Stories Archive by Month - October
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Sheen Surprises Today
"I'm going into the priesthood" was a statement issued by Charles (as he said he now likes to be called) Sheen on the Today Show. The shocked cast had no response for the over-paid actor.
"I
David Cameron To Outsource Reality
In further attempts at cost saving measures, the conservative government have decided to change the nature of reality itself, as it has been decided that the presently existing paradigm is no longer financially viable.
Talks
Candidates Stimulate Economy With Ridiculously Expensive Campaign Spending
The $4 billion spent on the various Senate, House and state campaigns in the 2010 midterm elections have helped jumpstart the flailing U.S. economy, according to a report issued today by the Department of Commerce.
"Robert Pattinson 'Pinged' My Bra Strap", Claims Taylor Lautner
Complaints of offensive sexual harassment have been made again Twilight star Robert Pattinson.
Co-star Taylor Lautner last night filed for substantial damages against R-Pattz. For deliberately 'pinging' his bra strap whilst they were enjoying
Ealing Borough To Import Igloos
MP for Ealing Central, Angie Bray, has confirmed reports the borough are to import Igloos from Greenland in a bid to increase affordable housing in the area.
Ealing is currently in the midst of a housing
10 Year Old Girl Gives Birth Tells Tyra Banks I Love Sex
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Last week a 10 year old girl gave birth to her baby in Spain. This means that she had sex at 9 if not sooner. The
Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires This Season's Bikinis
Jeff Probst, hit television series host for the Survivor franchise has the unenviable task of distancing himself from contestants, especially when some of them look pretty good in a bikini.
"Sometimes the distance isn't all that
Cheryl Cole La Trip Sparks X Factor Panic
X Factor judge Cheryl Cole's 36-hour round trip to LA has caused panic among programme bosses, who now want to keep tabs on their stars 24/7.
Cheryl "nipped" over to Los Angeles on Wednesday, but assured
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