Stories Archive by Month - October

Shocked at the news over the Happy Meal ban in San Francisco, a regular stomping ground for the recently incarcerated recording artist, Lil' Wayne has gone "full guns", if you'll pardon the pun, to lobby

Long thought to be the product of a science fiction writer's imagination, the real life Yoda, a scant man from Leeds, U.K. with pointy ears, bad teeth and a permanent case of yellowish-green Jaundice, will

As the weekend fast approaches, famous Soho pundit Gay Garry has come out (that was actually 1984) with a fresh set of marks for wannabe boy band One Direction. "I was discussing One Direction in the

Illinois - (Ass Mess): A lifesize inflatable sex doll of President Barack Obama comes with a tantalising range of accessories after the fuct (sic) sex shop customers have said. 'Blow-up Barry' - as it has been

Des Moines, Iowa -- In a history-making decision, nearly fifty-five percent of Iowa voters who went to the polls on November 2 voted to remove three Supreme Court justices who ruled with the majority to

There's nothing fake or ephemeral about fey children of the night star-crossed vampyre couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, says Celebrity Matchmaker Titti Banger, writes Carrie N Crowe, Recycled Neo-Gothic Farrago Correspondent. Millionai...

David Cameron, yesterday revealing that he is to use £35k a year of taxpayers money to hire 'vanity photographer' Andrew Parsons, today says that this will not be enough. Having had extensive talks with Cherie Blair

When George Osborne announced the spending cuts, all newspapers carried his photograph, alongside that of a grinning Wayne Rooney, asking for a pay rise. Infuriated people waited for revenge. So, now we have a Wayne