Stories Archive by Month - November

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Susan Boyle Hits Sharon Osborne With Her \'Ugly Stick\'

After lambasting popular singer Susan Boyle as \'being hit with an fucking ugly stick,\' Sharon Osbone got a taste of her own vile medicine as Susan Boyle hit back. "She (Osborne) has some nerve after adding

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Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil\' Kim Be Fired!

DALLAS - Rev. Al Sharpton has phoned Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and demanded that he immediately fire the blonde Cowboys cheerleader who put on black face make up and impersonated rapper Lil\' Kim at

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Added: 09 November 2009
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Major \'Abu\' Nidal Malik Hasan: Pentagon Probes Shooter Shrink

Texas - (Kabulshit): Fort Hood military psychiatrist Major \'Abu\' Nidal Malik Hasan had a long hystery. US military forensics described this as a huge admiration of Palestinian Fatter-Revolutionary Council terrist and \'father of the struggle\' Sabri...

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Added: 09 November 2009
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Fabregas - "Make An Honest Woman Out of Me"

Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas sent a chilling ultimatum to his Manager, Arsene Wenger, by claiming the French man has 48 hours to make an honest woman of him, or he will find a manager that

Miss England, Rachel Christie Involved In Pub Brawl Loses Crown

Miss England, Rachel Christie Involved In Pub Brawl Loses Crown

MANCHESTER - The reigning Miss England, Rachel Christie, has voluntarily given up her title after she was involved in a brawl in a pub in Manchester. Clancy "Big Ben" O\'Malley, owner of Ye Big Ben Pub

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Added: 09 November 2009
"I Saw Elvis!" Claims Michael Jackson

"I Saw Elvis!" Claims Michael Jackson

Singer Michael Jackson has stunned his fans once more by claiming he saw Elvis Presley. The 50 year old megastar insisted: "Hee! Hee! It\'s true." His family refused to comment but a close friend, Cleopatra of the

Youtube\'s Masturbating Playboy Bunny Gets Psychoanalyzed On The Dr. Phil Show

Youtube\'s Masturbating Playboy Bunny Gets Psychoanalyzed On The Dr. Phil Show

"Now, I for one believe you when you say you can\'t physically restrain yourself from masturbating," said a sympatric Dr. Phil to YouTube\'s masturbating Playboy Bunny. "I mean just take a look at you...who could?

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Added: 09 November 2009
Lembit Opik Dumps Katie Green His Gorgeously Beautiful "Lingerie Model" Girlfriend

Lembit Opik Dumps Katie Green His Gorgeously Beautiful "Lingerie Model" Girlfriend

LONDON - British Liberal Democrat Politician Lembit Opik has surprised family, friends, fellow politicians, and most of the members of the free world by dumping a woman who literally oozes sex. Katie Green, the full-figured beautifully

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Added: 09 November 2009


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