Stories Archive by Month - November
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Wild Horses Drag Susan Boyle Away (to Number One)
The music Industry went mad today when in response to disobliging remarks made by former sour-mouthed, former Polyfilla model and X-factor judge in a fright wig Sharon Osborne, the Heavy Metal Band Wild Horses blazed
South Korea\'s Wonder Rice Girls To Be Susan Boyle\'s Opening Act
LONDON - After weeks of speculation Simon Cowell, president of 19th Hole Productions, and manager of Susan Boyle has stated that he has signed the all-girl South Korean group, The Wonder Rice Girls to be
Hewlett Packard Admits Printer Ink "Grossly Overpriced" Raises Price To Double Kodak
(San Francisco, California) Ucs News: Hewlett Packard, the world #1 computer printer manufacturer printer, announced a major price increase on it\'s most popular ink cartridges. According to HP spokesmen Ben Lyon "Hewlett Packard seeks to
Finally! - Miss California, Carrie Prejean Settles Her Beauty Pageant Lawsuit
EL SEGUNDO, California - After months of legal haggling and maneuvering, the case of Carrie Prejean, Miss California vs. The Miss California Pageant and Amalgamated Entity USA, has been settled.
When the 22-year-old Miss Prejean was
Miley Cyrus Loses Her Cherry, But Tells Papa She Still Has The Box It Came In!
Pop star Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, claimed today that she lost her cherry over the weekend, but fortunately, still has the box it came in.
When asked about the loss, Miley had this to say,
E-e-t News: Unemployment Rises, Sarah Palin Silent And Mom Janine Lindemulder
(Milwaukee-WI) Sarah Palin, former Republican Vice Presidential candidate and Alaska Governor, is scheduled to give her first major speech since resigning from the office last summer. It will be at a
Singer Susan Boyle Lanced!
Singer Susan Boyle admired Middle Ages jousting re-enactment tournaments so much, she recently signed on to participate as part of the Jester\'s Court jousting team.
Armored in proper attire, the hefty singer was placed upon a
Kelli Carpenter Leaves Rosie O\'donnell Over Sex Problems
According to friends or rather, acquaintances, Kelli Carpenter has walked out on Rosie O\'Donnell and there may be a huge lawsuit and custody battle.
"Rosie is hoping everything can settle down because she\'s afraid of
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