Stories Archive by Month - November

The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]

Washington DC - At a Washington press conference today Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a alteration in TSA policies calculated to alleviate air travelers airport screening concerns. "We here at the

People magazine just named Ryan Reynolds its "Sexiest Many Alive" for 2010. Did You Know?? That Denzel was the only non-white ever selected by People? One African-American, no Latinos. Way to be so evolved, (White) People.Reynolds,

Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton have been sent congratulations from all gullible countries around the world after announcing their engagement. On Tuesday, the couple, both 28, revealed they would marry next spring or summer at

London - (Prenup Mess): Their creations have wafted up the aisle on Chelsea Clinton, Barbara Bush, Jade Goody, Cheryl Cole, Katie Price and dozens of other slags. Today Boobski & Trollope, voted the world's sluttiest in

My son has been home the past two days with strep throat. He's been switching between watching episodes of Cake Boss and Mythbusters on Netflix through the Wii. From this I've determined that

LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William. Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...

GENEVA, SWITZ. - The LHC, has captured one Anti-Matters particle, a particle that will make certain things irrelevant to everything. The Anti-Matters (AM) was captured by scientists at the LHC in CERN, which will, hopefully, further