Stories Archive by Month - December

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Miley Cyrus Says She Will Never Ever Lip Sync Like Britney Spears Does

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Never Ever Lip Sync Like Britney Spears Does

FARGO, North Dakota - Miley Cyrus was in town as the honored guest of The North Dakota Coalition of Young Teens. Cyrus was presented with that organization's coveted Golden iPod Trophy, which is made from the

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Twilight's Rob Pattinson Says Kristen Was Going To Give Him A "Hummer' For His Birthday!

While attending the Detroit Auto Show, actor Rob Pattinson dropped a bombshell when he admitted lingering feelings for actress Kristen Stewart. "She said she'd give a really great birthday present. I asked her what that could

Ea Acquires Sierra Entertainment, Merges Tiger Woods And Leisure Suit Larry Franchise

Ea Acquires Sierra Entertainment, Merges Tiger Woods And Leisure Suit Larry Franchise

Redwood City, California - Electronic Arts has acquired the assets of Sierra Entertainment from Activision Blizzard for $20 million and plans to merge the popular Tiger Woods PGA Golf franchise with the Leisure Suit Larry

 BBSpot
Added: 14 December 2009
X-factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home

X-factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home

LONDON - The singing trio is now down to two. The lone remaining female, Stacey Solomon was voted off by the voters of the X-Factor. A teary-eyed Solomon told her mentor Dannii Minogue that she felt

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Poor Dad of Rich Dad Poor Dad Puzzled By Lack of Speaking Engagements

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 Daily Discord
Added: 13 December 2009
Hollywood Madam Michelle Braun Says Tiger Has Awesome Appetite!

Hollywood Madam Michelle Braun Says Tiger Has Awesome Appetite!

Los Angeles - (Labia Babes): "He's so high-octane they even used the 'Put A Tiger In Your Tank' jingle to sell gasoline to the Brits," Hollywood madam Michelle Braun said of her top client Tiger

 The Spoof
Added: 13 December 2009
Michelle Duggars Gives Birth To Her 19th Child

Michelle Duggars Gives Birth To Her 19th Child

TONTITOWN, Arkansas - Michelle Duggars, of the TLC reality show, 18 Kids and Counting, has got to be one of the most breedingest women in the history of American childhood breeding. The mother of 18 kids,

 The Spoof
Added: 13 December 2009
Kristen Stewart: "Tiger Woods Called Me Too"

Kristen Stewart: "Tiger Woods Called Me Too"

Los Angeles, CA - Actress Kristen Stewart revealed today that she too was called upon by Tiger Woods for a few 'special favors'. "Yes, he called and told me from now on he's to be called



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