Stories Archive by Month - December
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Miley Cyrus Says She Will Never Ever Lip Sync Like Britney Spears Does
FARGO, North Dakota - Miley Cyrus was in town as the honored guest of The North Dakota Coalition of Young Teens.
Cyrus was presented with that organization's coveted Golden iPod Trophy, which is made from the
Twilight's Rob Pattinson Says Kristen Was Going To Give Him A "Hummer' For His Birthday!
While attending the Detroit Auto Show, actor Rob Pattinson dropped a bombshell when he admitted lingering feelings for actress Kristen Stewart.
"She said she'd give a really great birthday present. I asked her what that could
Ea Acquires Sierra Entertainment, Merges Tiger Woods And Leisure Suit Larry Franchise
Redwood City, California - Electronic Arts has acquired the assets of Sierra Entertainment from Activision Blizzard for $20 million and plans to merge the popular Tiger Woods PGA Golf franchise with the Leisure Suit Larry
X-factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home
LONDON - The singing trio is now down to two. The lone remaining female, Stacey Solomon was voted off by the voters of the X-Factor.
A teary-eyed Solomon told her mentor Dannii Minogue that she felt
Poor Dad of Rich Dad Poor Dad Puzzled By Lack of Speaking Engagements
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Hollywood Madam Michelle Braun Says Tiger Has Awesome Appetite!
Los Angeles - (Labia Babes): "He's so high-octane they even used the 'Put A Tiger In Your Tank' jingle to sell gasoline to the Brits," Hollywood madam Michelle Braun said of her top client Tiger
Michelle Duggars Gives Birth To Her 19th Child
TONTITOWN, Arkansas - Michelle Duggars, of the TLC reality show, 18 Kids and Counting, has got to be one of the most breedingest women in the history of American childhood breeding.
The mother of 18 kids,
Kristen Stewart: "Tiger Woods Called Me Too"
Los Angeles, CA - Actress Kristen Stewart revealed today that she too was called upon by Tiger Woods for a few 'special favors'.
"Yes, he called and told me from now on he's to be called
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