Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Dimbleby Snubbed Over Royal Wedding
David Dimbleby, the veteran BBC news & current affairs presenter, has been overlooked for the job of anchoring the BBC's coverage of the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Instead, the BBC has opted for
Susan Boyle Comes To The Rescue of Unemployed Village Residents
An unlikely hero has come to the rescue of several recently unemployed village residents.
Susan Boyle was so moved by the plight of 3 women who were unceremoniously dumped on the scrapheap, 2 weeks before Christmas,
Local Man Mortified To Learn That Sir Elton John Is Gay
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was said to be quietly recovering at his south coast home today after the shocking revelation by Sir Elton John in a televised interview with Piers Morgan, that the celebrated singer/songwriter
University Challenge Review? World Holds Its Breath.
The world was holding its breath today (Monday) during the approach to the latest round of popular TV quiz show, University Challenge.
As the members of the teams from Merton College, Oxford and Queens' College, Cambridge
Council Cuts For A Big Society
Eric Pickles, dropped into Westminster from his Pig farm in Harrogate, and announced the great news for everyone of Council Cuts of 29% around the country. 'This is marvellous news' chimed Fatty Arbuckle, Pickles's cousin
US Blizzard Expected To Reach Isle of Wight By Tuesday
US Meteorologists are saying that a major storm front bringing blizzard conditions to almost a dozen states so far is expected to cross the Atlantic and land on Britain's doorstep come Tuesday.
"I've not seen anything
X-factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?
Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers.
Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils
Van Der Sloot Tweets Fans From Peru Jail Cell: "I Guess I Won't Be Home For Christmas!"
Tweeting from his plush Peruvian jail cell, accused killer Joran van der Sloot, incarcerated over the beating death of a local young girl, laments the fact that he won't be able to celebrate the holidays
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