Stories Archive by Month - December
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Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton Will Start Next Week At Pittsburg Steelers!
NY Jets fans today applauded coach Ryan's decision to bench Mark Sanchez and start newly acquired Heisman winner Cam Newton after Sunday's dismal performance at home against the inept Miami Dolphins.
Sanchez, looking dazed, confused, and
Carrie Fisher Insinuates That John Travolta Is Gay - Travolta Fires Back "But Not In A Gay Way"
MILWAUKEE - Carrie Fisher, the long ago star of Star Wars epics, was visiting an old high school biology teacher, Mrs. Ettie Vinnie Nutbrewster in Milwaukee.
As the two talked at a local Chicky's Cheese Chalet
Blinn College's Cam Newton Scoops Up Heisman Like A Bribed Gator With A Stolen Laptop.
A handcuffed Cecil Newton's applause echoed off the walls of the Best Buy Stadium in New York City as his son, current Auburn and former University of Florida and Blinn College quarterback Cam Newton won
Elizabeth Hurley Caught Playing The 'Cheating Game' With An Aussie Cricket Player
LONDON - English actress Elizabeth Hurley was visiting her hair stylist, Dimples Yuckington, who was recovering from a badly bruised ego at Our Lady of The English Muffins Hospital.
She was asked if the rumors of
X-factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon.
Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it
X-factor's Matt Cardle Wins The £1 Million Recording Contract
LONDON - The Colchester, Essex contestant, Matt Cardle, who was mentored by Dannii Minogue has won the 2010 edition of X-Factor.
Cardle, who has said that the Beatles are his favorite all-time band and Manchester United's
American Explorer Discovers Women On Isle of Man
Forced into a hyperventilated state upon his arrival and taken aback by his own unpreparedness, U.S. Travel and Leisure reporter, Travis "Buck" Hunter, finds shocking evidence of modern culture and women on the Isle of
Local Man In Hellish Birthday Box of Chocolates Scenario of Doom
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock thought he had it made on his birthday last Friday, when his charming stepdaughter popped around and presented him with a box of Terry's All Gold Dark Chocolate for his birthday.
It
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