Paris - (Wingnutz Poser): Was Leonardo Da Vinci a numerology freak who predicted the rise of Dan Brown conspiracy theories?
The discovery of tiny numerals and mysterious occult symbols on the Mona Lisa's eyeballs says
Most of the TV viewing public quite correctly empathise with poor Essex painter and decorator (?) Matt Cardle off the X-Factor, because he's so humble, and because he's a proper musician as opposed to the
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in
Staff and 'residents' at The Priory Clinic were taken by surprise and caught off guard when more than three dozen Susan Boyle fanatics and five 'flat Susans' (full-sized cardboard pictures of Subo) were admitted to
Accident and emergency units in West London were under severe pressure on Sunday evening trying to cope with thousands of people laughing uncontrollably.
Said a spokesman for the Welsea and Chestminster: "We are working flat out
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are suing Santa Claus for wearing red.
"Only we are allowed to wear anything red. This Claus man has no right to wear red