Stories Archive by Month - December
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Simon Cowell On Talent Search For Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"
Consternation turned to constipation in certain royal quarters today after it was learned that Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has refused to attend any more public ceremonies accompanying her husband after a near fatal confrontation
Illuminati And The Bilderbergs Team Up To Create Network Marketing Program
Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens".
It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely
X-factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010.
Informing us that he was speaking from
X-factor Matt Cardle's Dark Secret Past Revealed
It has been revealed tonight that Matt Cardle has a dark secret past that he never wanted anyone to know about. But tonight, for the very first time, his ex-best friend Jeremy has told
Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.
Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final,
Heisman Trophy Winner Cam Newton Now Linked To Kim Kardashian In "Big Arse Mess!"
Cam Newton, Auburn's best football player in decades, won the Heisman Trophy in a tsunami of votes cast by Sports Writers, and later celebrated with new beau Kim Kardashian who was
Cher Lloyd, Gillian Mckeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!
Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings
Clegg Slips Down The Greasy Pole
Liberal Democrat headquarters, guarded by 500 police with horses, dogs, water canon, tear gas and guns, hailed a great day for Liberal Politics. Some people still backed Nick Clegg!
However, Clegg has slipped down the greasy
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