Stories Archive by Month - December
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
God Sends Notice - Reveals Who Is Going To Heaven Or Hell
In an effort to prepare his people for the up coming 2012 end of the world, God is sending out cards letting people know where they are going after the event. The "save the date
Military Recruiting Centers Bulging With Hard And Bulbous Enlistees
San Francisco – Ever since he was a little boy, Toni Johanson dreamed of being a pilot in the United States Air Force. And one summer during a family vacation in the Florida Keys, Toni
Bbc News Girls Tits Out One-off Christmas Special
BBC's gorgeous gaggle of newsreading babes are to display their feminine charms in a one-off Christmas programme tomorrow.
In a pre-recorded show to air after the 9pm bulletin on Christmas day, a bevy of topless news
All the funny Britain's Got Talent stories making the headlines and news
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All the funny Britain's Got Talent stories making the headlines and news
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Added: 24 December 2010
UK Xmas Roast Goose Emergency Triggers Shock Bird Recall
Everyone planning to eat goose for Christmas dinner was today ordered to return their bird to the butcher for an urgent test.
In an unprecedented move, Government scientists are advising goose lovers to rush out and
Message From The Police: Don't Sneeze And Drive
Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists.
"We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an
Turkey From The 1951 Film Scrooge Discovered In A Freezer - To Be Eaten At Film's 60th Anniversary!
London, England - "Boy is that 25 lb bird still at the butchers shop?"
"You mean the one as big as me?"
"Yes, bigger than you!.. Wonderful lad, charming fellow. Take these coins and go and buy
Governor Jim Gibbons Is My Hero - Stuff Satan Sharron Angle In Hell
LAS VEGAS - Governor Gibbons is my hero, and now that something good has come Sue's way, I feel good. And now that I've fully mentally processed that and Senator Reid's win, I feel
Dangerous Dogs Are Not Just For Christmas
Another Christmas, another tragedy, as a London woman is mauled to death by a dangerous dog. When police officers attended the scene, it took several of them to get the Belgian mastiff off its unfortunate
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