Stories Archive by Month - December

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Vince Cable: "I Have A Nuclear Option, It's Like Fighting A War. They Know I Have Nuclear Weapons..."

Vince Cable: "I Have A Nuclear Option, It's Like Fighting A War. They Know I Have Nuclear Weapons..."

HM Government, London: Following the revelation that Vince Cable is the 'nuclear option', Britain's independent nuclear deterrent will be upgraded next year, using Vince Cable's 'headless' war heads. Vince Cable, also known as the 'minute

 The Spoof
Added: 24 December 2010
President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-racial Gay Marriage

President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-racial Gay Marriage

TUCSON, Arizona- President Barack Obama was in Arizona, the "Pink" state so called in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio. The president was speaking before an end-of-year convention of The Grand Imperial Order of

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 Daily Discord
Added: 24 December 2010
Bill Maher Hated Oprah Winfrey's Christmas Show - Says "It Was Just Too Christmassy"

Bill Maher Hated Oprah Winfrey's Christmas Show - Says "It Was Just Too Christmassy"

MITTEN BUTTE, Arizona - Bill Maher was speaking before a group known as Arizonian's For Arizona Only Period. Maher, or Gumby, as he is called by many, told the assembled crowd of 27 people that he

 The Spoof
Added: 24 December 2010
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Susan Boyle To Sing At The Priory Clinic, London

Susan Boyle has accepted a recent invitation to sing at The Priory Clinic in London. Susan has agreed on one condition, that the Red Scarf Fanatics, residing there at present, are heavily sedated for the duration

Dominus Noster Picks President Bush And The Blue Bloods Over The Teabaggers

Dominus Noster Picks President Bush And The Blue Bloods Over The Teabaggers

LAS VEGAS - This one goes out to President Bush and the "blue bloods". They know more about econ than do the teabaggers. Dominus Noster almost had a nervous breakdown - my worst

Apple Release The Iglove To Solve Another Problem With The Iphone4

Apple Release The Iglove To Solve Another Problem With The Iphone4

In the cold weather, Apple have identified another problem with the iPhone4, they are unusable whilst wearing gloves. "It's the capacitance of the screen," said chief technical problem solver Ann Droide. "We have tuned it specifically

Jamie Oliver Breakdown Spares Prize Xmas Turkey

Jamie Oliver Breakdown Spares Prize Xmas Turkey

Popeye, Jamie Oliver's organic Norfolk Black Leg turkey was expecting to meet his maker last night. All year the great TV chef has personally reared Popeye to be the centrepiece of the Oliver family's Christmas

 The Spoof
Added: 24 December 2010


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