HM Government, London: Following the revelation that Vince Cable is the 'nuclear option', Britain's independent nuclear deterrent will be upgraded next year, using Vince Cable's 'headless' war heads.
Vince Cable, also known as the 'minute
TUCSON, Arizona- President Barack Obama was in Arizona, the "Pink" state so called in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio.
The president was speaking before an end-of-year convention of The Grand Imperial Order of
MITTEN BUTTE, Arizona - Bill Maher was speaking before a group known as Arizonian's For Arizona Only Period.
Maher, or Gumby, as he is called by many, told the assembled crowd of 27 people that he
Susan Boyle has accepted a recent invitation to sing at The Priory Clinic in London.
Susan has agreed on one condition, that the Red Scarf Fanatics, residing there at present, are heavily sedated for the duration
LAS VEGAS - This one goes out to President Bush and the "blue bloods". They know more about econ than do the teabaggers. Dominus Noster almost had a nervous breakdown - my worst
In the cold weather, Apple have identified another problem with the iPhone4, they are unusable whilst wearing gloves.
"It's the capacitance of the screen," said chief technical problem solver Ann Droide. "We have tuned it specifically
Popeye, Jamie Oliver's organic Norfolk Black Leg turkey was expecting to meet his maker last night.
All year the great TV chef has personally reared Popeye to be the centrepiece of the Oliver family's Christmas