Stories Archive by Month - December

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Image of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold,

Paul Konchesky's Mum Endears Her Son To The 'Scouse Scum'

Paul Konchesky's Mum Endears Her Son To The 'Scouse Scum'

Liverpool defender Paul Konchesky's mum has sparked fury amongst London based Irish not quite scouse Liverpool fans by referring to them as "scouse scum" and saying that the "cockney ****" would have been better off

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2010
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"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Ends; Telling Epidemic Grips U.S.

The news that the U.S. Senate has voted to overturn "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," the military policy for handling gay recruits, has had an interesting effect. And it has nothing to do

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2010
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Boehner Recalls Humble Origins In Onion Factory

WASHINGTON - Presumptive Speaker-of-the-House John Boehner (R-Ohio) recalls his difficult upbringing. "I was one of twelve children, and we were poor. I quit school to work in the onion processing plant. We

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2010
Ipswich Town V Leicester City - Proper Football. As It Should Be

Ipswich Town V Leicester City - Proper Football. As It Should Be

Saturday, Portman Road, Ipswich - Ipswich Town 3 Leicester City 0 Match played in blizzard conditions - players taken off the field to allow for snow clearance for 17 minutes. Match resumed and completed. Played on snow

€˜snow To Blame For Recession' Says Crackpot

€˜snow To Blame For Recession' Says Crackpot

Renewed interest in causes of financial crash coincides with latest 'efforts' to deal with issue of bankers' bonuses; Vince Cable thrilled

 The Lemon Press
Added: 19 December 2010
Howard Stern/david Arquette Plot To Reveal Mainstream Reporters As Mindless Sheep, Headed For Ugly Slaughter.

Howard Stern/david Arquette Plot To Reveal Mainstream Reporters As Mindless Sheep, Headed For Ugly Slaughter.

There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people

 The Spoof
Added: 19 December 2010
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Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley



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