Stories Archive by Month - December

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Donovan Wins First Annual "Albert Haynesworth Memorial 'You're Not Welcome Here' Award", Is Demoted To 3rd String Quarterback For Redskins' Last Two Games

Bigoted Washington Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan has demoted $40millon man Donovan McNabb to Lead Offensive Benchwarmer, and says Rex Grossman is his starting caucasian for the rest of the season, beginning with Sunday's game at

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Added: 18 December 2010
England Cricketers Ready To Win

England Cricketers Ready To Win

England cricketers appealed successfully against the heat in Perth, Australia as temperatures rose to nearly 50 degrees and players began falling over in a stupor. Sportingly the Aussies, following the suggestion of England fast bowler Anderson,

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Added: 18 December 2010
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Spencer Pratt: Voted 2010 Pointless Man of The Year

Though competition was stiff for the honor of being voted CQ Magazine's "Pointless Man of the Year", the winner with more than 65% of the voting was the forgettable and regrettable, Spencer Pratt. Claim to fame

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Added: 18 December 2010
World Cup - Qatar - 2022 - Bit of A F*ck Up Eh Sepp?

World Cup - Qatar - 2022 - Bit of A F*ck Up Eh Sepp?

Great news just in from FIFA - following the incomprehensible decision by FIFA to stage the 2022 World Cup Finals in a country which frequently experiences 50 degree heat in summer, FIFA mastermind (and distinctly

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Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip

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Justin Bieber Reveals The Amazing Reason He Is Extremely Scared of Skateboards

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Green Bay attending the 91st Annual Snow Plow Parade and Ice Fishing Championships. Bieber, who was the parade's grand marshall, stated that he was thrilled

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Added: 18 December 2010
Larry King - The King of Cnn Bids A Final Adieu, Arrivederci, And Adios

Larry King - The King of Cnn Bids A Final Adieu, Arrivederci, And Adios

LOS ANGELES - Larry King, the man who in his 53 years in the broadcasting world conducted over 50,000 interviews, finally uttered that cute little bye bye phrase 'sayonara y'all.' The host of Live With Larry

Illuminati Dread At  First Winter Solstice And Total Lunar Eclipse Since 1554!

Illuminati Dread At First Winter Solstice And Total Lunar Eclipse Since 1554!

London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn. Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their



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