Swine flu - satire links and funny stories
Swine flu - there are so many stories of humor, funny anecdotes and headlines being bandied around that I thought it worthwhile trying to contain them all in one fun and frolicky place. These are necessarily the funniest things but there you go.
If this does go epidemic, hopefully the flu won't spread to yourselves, otherwise that'll be really sad. But this seems to be very similar to the bird flu business so who knows, could all be a storm in a teacup. Which is partially filled with tamiflu.
If this does go epidemic, hopefully the flu won't spread to yourselves, otherwise that'll be really sad. But this seems to be very similar to the bird flu business so who knows, could all be a storm in a teacup. Which is partially filled with tamiflu.
Swine Flu Vaccine 'Not To Be Given To Vegetarians'
The government confirmed today that vegetarians would not be given the swine flu vaccine as 'it's only fair.'
An official statement released this morning said 'Basically, if you live by the sword you die by the
Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due To Swine Flu
(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its "Happiest Place on Earth" promise. Only two weeks after Disney employees took over the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride,
President Wants New Name For Swine Flu
United States President Barack Obama in an emergency session with his cabinet again today over the Swine Flu, has requested that from now on to begin calling it, "Miss Piggy Flu".
We're hurting here", stated Obama.
Angelina Jolie's Father Catches The Swine Flu
Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long partner Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital.
After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to
Biden Urges Everyone To Stay Home And Lock The Doors
Citing the need to avoid a mass swine flue epidemic, U.S. Vice President Joe Biden urged all U.S. residents to stay home, lock the doors, don't go outside, don't speak
Fears Spread That Sick Man May Have Tainted Toilet Water With Swine Flu
With new cases of swine flu coming to light by the hour, the Los Angeles County Health Department (LACHD) issued a warning that the area's toilet water may no longer be safe, after one resident
Schwinn Flu Outbreak In Us!
President Barack Obama tinkled his bell and blew his horn Monday, stating that the threat of spreading Schwinn Flu infections was a concern but "not a cause for alarm," while customs agents began checking people
Nostrodamus Predicted Swine Flew - It Is Armaggedon
Nostradamus, who gets things right in retrospect, predicted the current level 5 pandemic of Swine Flu - and indeed this is it - Armageddon. Hooray.
Morose singer Morrisey is ecstatic that the world is ending
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