Former Microsoft boss Steven Ballmer will today leave the company, while pun writers and double-entendre fans celebrate the opportunity wildly. Ballmer, Chief Executive of Microsoft is said to be leaving the "firm", which suggests he is moving on from his life of floppy disks and perhaps moving into other forms of hardware. Speculators are unsure if the movement is related to his drive, because the reasons for repositioning often cum in many shades of grey.
Microsoft have been looking into windows for many years now, with other production efforts ranging from consoles to joysticks, the nipples of which on their latest controllers enhance control for your pleasure. Ballmer has done much for game-related health by recommending that people lubricate themselves before and during play, and remedying male and female port issues. If Ballmer ever worries that his hard drive has gone, he could always fsck it hard and good, with a quick fiddle with any attached dongles.
Is it ironic that Microsoft is a firm?
No, it isn't. But it is fun to say out loud.
In other news, Microsoft stocks did something - probably reasonable positive, but with some room for improvement. Business correspondent - out.
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