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Celebrity gossip to die out in 2016

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Data analysts have calculated that all celebrity gossip will die out by the summer of the year 2016. In what has been variously described as "a saviour for humanity" and "utter nonsense" by commentators, the think tank "There you have it" have declared that in only a few years the whole existence of the celebrity gossip culture will have disappeared entirely from our lives, leaving a hole filled with culture, understanding, tolerance, and happiness.

"We've studied the data, and we're confident that in only 20 months or so there will be a mental revolution, and those who are currently invigorated by the gossip of overprivileged, poorly educated trash of the world, will wake from their condition to find peace, humanity and philosophy." - Extract from the study

Although there are many supporters for such a global change, there are many others who dissent from the view and are actively campaigning against the findings. One commentator, who our thesaurus tells us described the findings as 'poppycock', has started a hashtag campaign against the think tank, containing hilarious examples of grammar and punctuation.

"Think were gonna die do ya? #YOLO #YNWA #hashtag"

"Celebrity culture is culture so what are you going to do about it? #YOLO #hashtag"

"My lady parts are interesting to EVERYONE! LOL!1 #hashtag!





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